arcade cabinet for sale Anger Management for all Offliners

by:BLEE     2019-07-02
When I have a bad day once in a while and need to vent to someone, I no longer vent to someone I love...One day, when I was sitting at my desk thinking of a phone call I forgot to make, I thought of the idea.I found the number and dialed it.A man replied, "Hello.This is Chris, I said politely.Can I talk to Robin Carter?Suddenly, my phone was called down.
I can't believe someone will be so rude.
I found Robin's correct number and called her.\ RI changed the last two digits of her phone number.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the "error" number again.
When the same person answered the phone, I shouted, "you're a jerk!\" and hung up.I wrote his number next to it with the words "asshole" next to it and put it in my desk drawer.Every few weeks, when I pay my bills or spend a bad day, I call him and yell, "you're a jerk!It always lifts me up.
When the caller ID came to our area, I thought my treatment "asshole" phone had to stop.I called him and said, "Hi, I'm John Smith from the phone company.I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the caller ID program?He shouted, "No!"Then turn off the phone.
I called him back quickly and said, "That's because you're a jerk!"I was in the store one day and was ready to go to the parking lot.The man of a black BMW hit me where I waited patiently.I honked and said loudly that I was waiting for the scene all the time.
Idiot ignore me.
I noticed that there was a "for sale" sign on his window so I wrote down his number.A few days later, right after calling the first jerk (I have his number on the speed dial), I think I 'd better call the BMW jerk as well.I said, "Is this the man who sold the black BMW?\"\"Yes, it is.
Can you tell me where I can see it?Yes, I live at 1802 West 34 Street.This is a yellow house. The car is parked in front of it.\ "What's your name?\" I asked."My name is Don Hansen," he said .""Don, when is a good time to catch you?"I go home after five every night.Look, Don, can I tell you one thing?\"\"Yes?"You're a jerk, Don.
\ "Then I hung up and added his number to my speed dial as well.Now I have two assholes to call when I have a problem.\ R but after calling them for a few months, it wasn't as pleasant as it used to be.
So, I came up with an idea.
I called the bastard.
1.
\"Hello.
"You're a jerk !"But I didn't hang up.
Are you still there?\" he asked.
"Yes," I said.
"Don't call me .
" He screamed.
Let me, I said ".
\"Who are you?\" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen.
\"\"Yeah?Where do you live?\ "Bastard, I live in a yellow house at 1802 West 34 Street and my black beer is parked in front.He said, "I'll be here now, Don.You 'd better start praying."I said," Yeah, like I was really scared, asshole.Then I called the bastard.2.\"Hello?\" he said."Hello, bastard," I said.He shouted, "If I find out who you are!What will you do?\" I said.
"I'm going to kick your ass," he said loudly ."I replied, "Well, this is your chance, bastard.I'll be here now.\ "Then I hung up and immediately called the police and said I was living at 1802 West 34 Street and I was on my way there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 2 and said there was a gang war on West 34 Street.I quickly got on the bus and walked toward 34 th Street.There I saw two assholes beating each other in front of six police cars, a police helicopter and a news team.
I feel much better now.
This anger management really works!.
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